Cielo, Karmis, Kiara, Tatiana,
then there’s Sonny, his finest aria,
So many kitties all in a box,
In his closet next to his socks.
One, two, three, over one hundred,
baby bottles by the dozen.
Aspirating kitties abound galore,
Eddie says inbreeding is the cause.
Celebrity friends come for a gawk,
Eddie urges “grab them, they don’t balk.”
See how they love it, he knows best
A megalomaniac, is he obsessed?
Four, five, six, seven and eight,
he loves his kitties they are his bait,
Trotting them around, the Pimp is toiling
to ensure the Brand keeps on growing.
Aug 30, 2016 BJWT Watchdog